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After having had several drinks in a bar, a man staggers out
and starts walking down the road with one foot in the gutter
and the other on the curb.
A policeman runs up to the man and says, "Hey! You're drunk!".
Whereupon the man says, "Gee thanks, Officer, I thought I was crippled".

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