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A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won
$5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man.
"Well, I guess im gonna get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat,
"He always lies alot when he is drunk."
Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn t get far
on a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice
said, "Are we over the borders yet?"

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