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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously
drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool
and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The
bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he
has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served
additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called
for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles,
climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door
of the bar.  He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly,
refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again
offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a
moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door,
all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the
BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,
gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The
bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that
he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either
a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless
anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?

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<br /><br /> <div style="background:#d4f0fc;border:6px solid #c4e6f5;width:300px;text-align:center;"> <div style="border:6px solid #cdeaf7;padding:15px;color:#000000;"> <b>How many bars?</b><br /><br /> A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously <br />drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool <br />and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The <br />bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he <br />has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served <br />additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called <br />for him?<br /><br />The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, <br />climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.<br />A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door <br />of the bar.  He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. <br />The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, <br />refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again <br />offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a <br />moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, <br />all the while grumbling and shaking his head.<br /><br />A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the <br />BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, <br />gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The <br />bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that <br />he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either <br />a cab or the police will be called immediately.<br /><br />The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless <br />anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at? </div> </div> <b><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#CommunityJoin.aspx?cmm=51112316"><<< Send SMS, Jokes, Shayaris to your friends - www.majaak.com >>></a> <br /><br /></b>

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