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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly
rowdy bar for possible violations of the
driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw
a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try
his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally,
he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver,
read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be.  The driver replied,
"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

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