Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes
# Article Title Hits
1 Get me an ambulence now 470
2 I think I need a pair of glasses 470
3 We need to help these people 471
4 Problems remembering 471
5 The bad and the worse news 471
6 Did you ever have this before? 471
7 How much will this cost me? 472
8 Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease 472
9 Can I play the piano once these are off? 472
10 Will I live any longer? 472
11 Put me into a fighting mood 472
12 I would like to havea second opinion 472
13 Doctor, should I file my nails? 472
14 Does it hurt when you do this? 472
15 My son swallowed the can opener 472
16 Letters from charities 473
17 Get a heart transplant 473
18 Will this operation hurt me at all? 473
19 I've got good and bad 473
20 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! 474
21 The prison hospital 474
22 Preventive medicine belief 474
23 The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients 474
24 Help me with my hair doctor 474
25 Would you please do me a favor? 475
26 What should I do then? 475
27 I have bad and very bad news 475
28 A man with a glass eye is here to see you 475
29 What is your problem? 475
30 Is she feeling any better? 476
31 You're in great health 476
32 A very interesting fact 477
33 I want to lose some weight 477
34 I have good news and bad news 478
35 Driving exams worry me 479
36 We are the best of friends 479
37 I'm gaining weight doctor 482
38 A doctor is complaining to a mechanic 484
39 My wife is beating me 488
40 Do you have a solution? 489
41 Did you take the patient's temperature? 495
42 People are ignoring me 506
43 The results of the X-ray 514
44 Bad temper problem 528
45 I can't find the cause of your pain 559
46 An invisible man is here to see you 661