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Tell me a word consist of 100 letters

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Banta:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters.
Santa: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Santa visits Chinese friend

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Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous

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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Sir hun meri salary wada diyo

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
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Why don't you use a mouth wash

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C

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Santa went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After Seeing he went to Delhi. Guess why?
The FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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What does Santa do after taking a xerox

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What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Santa had twins

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag

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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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