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He wanted to see butterfly

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Abe to Chatri leke dal

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce

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When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."
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He's Banta not Santa

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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles

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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
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The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match

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The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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How do you recognize Santa's son in School

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa calls Air India

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Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.
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Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
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In India, it is only with a female

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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
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