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Santa was caught for speeding

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket

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Santa wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Santa: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"
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Santa was filling up an application form for a job

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Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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convert this sentence into future tense

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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why are all these people running

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Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
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Santa proposed to a girl

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Santa proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.
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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing

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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Santa went to battery shop

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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