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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya gaon(village) ki..
Banta. gaon ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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