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I kiss my wife everyday

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Oye, this was a missed call

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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Santa tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite

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Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there
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what should I write against mother tongue

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Why dogs don't marry

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Santa: Q - Why dogs don't marry?
Banta: A - Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Santa suffering from cold was shivering

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
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Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
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He is not my frnd

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A man to santa ur frnd is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come within half an hour
n slapped tat man n said he is not my frnd.
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How did u got a new car?

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Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car
Banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
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Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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