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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
Santa proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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