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I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous

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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Santa was writing something very slowly

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Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."
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Santa fell down in a deep hole

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
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convert this sentence into future tense

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon

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Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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We open the zip and do

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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I kiss my wife everyday

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Santa standing on platform

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Santa proposed to a girl

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Santa proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.
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Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college

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Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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