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Waiting 4 autumn

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Santa was looking at a painting of a naked women leaves covering her body
he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn
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Santa at football ground

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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
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What's difference between man & Superman

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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
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Apple saath laya hoon

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Santa ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Santa: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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When I woke up this morning

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Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."
Banta: "Did you?"
Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
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Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon

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Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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Clean Toilets 8 Kms

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Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
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Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
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Santa's New born kid

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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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