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One of the most difficult things in the world

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
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If you never want to see a man again

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If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
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Courage is not the absence of fear

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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon)
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I'm not afraid to die

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
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Give a man a fish

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)
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It matters not whether you win or lose

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
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When I was a kid I used to pray

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
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It's amazing that...

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld
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