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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
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