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I've been in love with the same woman

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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
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It is not the answer that enlightens

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"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question" (Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes)
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As you get older three things happen

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
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Why is it that the teaching

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Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)
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Have you noticed that

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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill
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If you want happiness for a lifetime

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"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)
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To waken interest and kindle

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"To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)
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I not only use all the brains

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"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
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