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Advice is what we ask for

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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong
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The brain is a wonderful organ

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
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In life, it's not who you know

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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
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I not only use all the brains

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"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
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I only go to work on days

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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
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Put your hand on a hot stove

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
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We spend the first twelve months

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
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Intellectuals solve problems

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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein
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