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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Grooms, once you marry...

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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Only true friends stand by u during bad times

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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It’s funny when people discuss

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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’

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One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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How much does it cost to get married?

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A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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Marriage is like going to

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Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that...
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Telling a lie is...

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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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