Corporate Concept:
Ultimate way to Relief from Stress @ work..
Close your Eyes..
Take a Deep Breath..
Settle Down..
Just Relax..
then say...

"Bhosadyat Geli Company"

Rung-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hoo yaa surejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deyun,
Sajraa karuu yaa navvarshachaa san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubhecchaa.

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key?

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

3 mungyana 1 cake disto..
pahli jate ani cake khate..
dusri pan jaun khate..
tisri nahi khat...
ka??
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ti mhante:sheeee
cake la mungya laglyat...

Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe."

Dharmendrachya ghari ekda marathi chor ghusala.
Dharmendra ragane oradala, "kamine.."
chor ghabarat bolala "ho, thik ahe saheb, kami neto".