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Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble
in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
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