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Santa smooched a girl

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Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
 

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo

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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
 

Why don't u cook something else

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
 

Today is a day of celebration

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Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.